When Opie’s on the Case

With soft and long, floppy ears

and the sweetest eyes of brown,

criminals better watch themselves

when Opie comes to town.

Usually when someone’s lost,

they’ll bring a trained bloodhound,

but Opie just might be the first

to track narcotics down.

Opie has the best sniffer

of all the counties round;

with his long paw of the law,

narcotics will be found.

All the kids adore him,

when Opie comes to school.

They all beg for one more pet

because they think he’s cool.

Opie and his handler Bradley

are a duo most dynamic,

and when those pushers see them coming,

they cause the utmost panic.

The Chief Deputy and Sheriff

beam at the team with pride.

They know that Opie and Bradley

are perfect side-by-side.

So don’t try to run and hide,

swift justice you will face.

These boys always get their man,

when Opie’s on the case.